Video games comprised primarily of lies, false promises and excessive camera shake.
Making the world a better place, even for crappy human beings.
[x] Mansion
[x] Jacuzzi
[ ] Bugatti
[ ] Personal butler
[ ] Private Falconer
[ ] Private Jet
Broforce
Genital Jousting
Yojimbrawl
Gorn
Super Wolfenstein HD
Strange Happenings on Murder Island
Death Smashers
Criquette
Long Distance Caller
Ore Chasm
Explosions and Camera Shake
Feelings of Adequacy and Acceptance