Big Apple Ranch

Had a great time hanging out with Brother Joe and 2U. The food is great, the music is better, and I wore Joe like a Christmas Sweater!

Brother Joe was electrifying to watch as he shredded along to the u2 classic "Big Girls Are Best." I couldn't stop staring as the sweat poured off of his balding Egyptian head. Irresistible. Big Apple Ranch can rest assured knowing that they've hooked in a new regular.

Best bar I'v been to in a long time, great beer on tap, great atmosphere and loads of cute guys. The night we went there was a U2 cover band, can't remember the name but we hung out with Joe the guitarist after the show. He invited us back to his place after the show and the night got even wilder. Will definitely be coming back.

Beyond fun. Everyone is so happy. Fills my heart. I know I sound pathetic. I don't care it's true. I learned two step here!

Had a great time until this one guy in a Sons of Anarchy sweatshirt started bothering me. He kept asking if I wanted a “spit martini”, and he had a bunch of photos of neighborhood kids in his wallet. I reluctantly took a demo CD of his cover band and left early.