DJ Spinelli & Assoc

This guy showed up to my wedding completely drunk. We asked for some standard wedding music but all he played was death metal. When my wife's father asked him to stop he punched him in the face even though the man was 67 years old and lost his legs and arms in Vietnam. Then "DJ Spinelli" took OFF HIS PANTS AND UNDERWEAR and began running around to all the children at the part yelling "WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS WANT TO GET MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!" He then started calling people racial insensitive names even though everybody there was white. Then things got weird. He began peeing on a bunch of old Vietnam vets who were friends of the bride's father and then defecated in the middle of the dance floor. People were about to chase him, but he slipped on his own feces and landed on his head. He then started to eat his own feces, then made himself vomit it up and ate it again. We finally subdued the man (also known as Joel Camara), he started yelling "THE ARISTOCATS!!! GET IT!?!?" The Vietnam vets really were upset and began beating him senseless and began urinating on him, to which Mr. Camara opened up his mouth wide and screamed "AIM FOR THE CLOWNS MOUTH AND WIN A TEDDY BEAR". He totally ruined my wedding. Please do not hire this man.
2 13 years ago (16-11-2012)