Philly Steel Furnace

Do attend the Philly Steel Furnace! First graders and up will benefit from the cleansing offerings of ABBA here at 27th and Girard. If you have all the food ate still alive inside you, especially the meat, then you should make this spot a priority. Kindergarten and younger need not attend.

This place is pretty useful. I have been trying new diets recently but nothing seemed to work. I kept having all the animals I ate since first alive in my body afterward. So I finally tried melting my body down with the animals and becoming a steel statue and have never felt better. Thank you Steel Furnace.

Great service, don’t worry you will be sedated. Definitely planning on going for the April 27th event. Take your newborns. Do Attend.

I had no idea what I was going to do when I found out that all the food I have eaten since first grade was alive in my body and I was certain that I would be burned alive. Fortunately I was put under anesthesia and turned into a solid steel statue. I am now invincible. Thanks, furnace!

Great vegan options. Locals love this place. Do attend.

We'll be there at the appropriate time for the party. Do attend!

I made the location public on google first, mad that this one blew up. BUT IT WAS STILL LIT. Steel all the way!

Every Breakfast Lunch Dinner is at peace