Regal Cafe

Although they charge extra if you ask to get a ball shave they will give you one as long as you got some hair on your balls and cash then they got you. They cut the hair with pizza cutters so thats a bonus and after they cut they usually will clean it after with the napkins on the tables. So if you ever wonder why they are soggy then my fault.

The food was so good i had heart attack. I think my body was so amazed at how good my pizza was that it just stopped responding after a few minutes. Then i went into septic shock. Yeah! I also think that also happened for the same reason and that is because my body was shocked and amazed at how really good pizza i ate and it was so good that i went to the hospital for two different medical emergencies. Then I got both arms amputated. Not by the doctors but by the pizza delivery driver who followed me to the er because he was mad that i didn't tip him well guess what how can i tip you now buddy i have no arms huh?

I've never had a worse experience with a new restaurant then I had early this morning.  I have attached my call logs as proof as well as pictures of my receipt and my order.  I never received my $45 order that I placed.  So I called my restaurant thinking perhaps the driver got lost. I was then answered by a rude man stating that the driver called me when he arrived at my building around 4A.M.  I told him I never received any phone calls or textsproof in the call logs provided and my phone is on and in-serviceThere is a test call immediately after from my grandpa to prove my phone can receive calls.  He then hung up on me.  I immediately called back upset, and he continued to yell at me, and when I asked for a refund, I was told I wouldn't get one and I was told my foodwhich at this point, I did not care if it was cold, I just wanted my $45 worth of food would not send another driver out with it. He barely let me speak, and yelled at me to come to the restaurant.  I told him I wasn't able to do that because I don't own a car. As someone who works in a restaurant, I am appalled that an owner and manager would let someone so disrespectful to customers be employed for them.  And if this was a manager, I don't understand why anyone would pay a manager to do such a pitiful job at customer service. He hung up again.  At 5:15A.M. I received a call from a delivery driver who was very nice.  I have attached pictures of what I recieved.  The entrees are nowhere near what I ordered.  Not only is it not what I ordered, ITS NOT EVEN WARM.  My fries were nowhere near warm, and they tasted hours old.  And the chicken mashup they sent felt like it wasn't even put under a heat lamp.  I feel as if the man on the phone sent me that to spite me.  I have never had such a bad experience trying a new place, and I definitely will not order from here again.

Well, after the blood transfusion I had to get I'd say the eggrolls arent really as bad as they look. They actually still looked the same coming out the other end believe it or not, I dont understand how it was even possible but based on the muffled noises I heard and the pentagram drawings in the "restroom" I'm certain that I became an unknowning participant in something supernatural going on. 666 stars!

Terrible, do not ever order from there, made a order for delivery, they charged me and everything, and after me waiting for half hour have to call them asking for my food and they didn’t even picked up my calls, this the time that I’m still waiting for my food. Hope they close you down for good.

They scam you - one star reviewed pizza restaurant on Yelp that charges 80 dollars for less than 20 wings with fries and scams drunk people so hard and consistently the attorney general had to get involved

I had to give you one , you’ve only been getting 1 Reviews for a very long time now. I could get better reviews in a studio apartment kitchen with only one burner working and having no seasonings.

So I ate here and the pizza was so bland when I went to go shoot it out later the pizza was still fully formed. Interestingly enough the pepperonis did digest, and on the plus side free pizza! Also the napkins were wet, still trying to figure that one out.

Don't understand the hate but they're suprisingly alright! Not the best kind of pizza out there but if you're in a hurry and are looking to fill your stomach then this place is it.

Disgusting. Why do they have the best chicken in Boston on Uber? That's a lie. Caesar salad didn't even have parmesean. Chicken salty eww. I knew I shouldn't have ordered here.