Reviews
I currently reside in Slater Hall, and have since the beginning of this semester, and frankly, my life was much better prior to moving here. Two weeks after I took residence here, my goth wife had an affair another man, one much more flamboyantly homosexual than I could ever wish to be. One week later, my mother left for Germany to aide something called, "Rise of the Fourth Reich." I haven't heard from her since. Many letters have been sent to me with her name in the return address, however, I eat all of my mail immediately upon receiving it because there is no dining hall in this godforsaken dormitory, and we must reap nourishment from any resource necessary. Three weeks later, I became an alcholic and it's totally everybody else's fault, dude. They said it was like, cool and stuff, and if I did it, it'd be cool and whatever, so like I spent all of my money on beer, and like, now I have seizures if I forgo a drink on any given evening, but like, I guess that's the price you pay for being cool, y'know? One week after that, I attempted to join a cult- er, um, fraternity, but I unfortunately died during the hazing process, which required each pledge to ingest fifty milligrams worth of xanax, fourteen grams of marijuana and fifty-two beers (all of which obtained at the participant's financial expense, of course) and wrestle two sharks in a cage immediately afterward. Somehow, I drowned instantly upon attempting this and was ripped to shreds by the ravenous sharks. Fortunately, the contract I signed with Satan many years prior prevents me from perishing for the next century. Somehow, every other pledge completed the challenge successfully. I surmise I was simply not lit enough for "brotherhood". The following months leading to this very moment have vanished from my memory entirely. The latest recollection I have is one of myself walking back to Slater after an evening class, then awaking naked on my floor just an hour ago with several months having passed. The horror my life has become is at fault of the cursed Slater Hall in Iowa City.
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8 years ago (16-11-2017)
I have a couple of friends that lived in this dorm. It is allegedly haunted.
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8 years ago (14-03-2017)
It's a dorm
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9 years ago (24-12-2016)
It's chill
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9 years ago (08-10-2016)
