Bare Assets Melbourne

Professional staff. Great prices. Great prices for dances. Topless only, bottomless prohibited in Brevard so there’s no choice. Bouncers are swift and many are ex-military. If you want a dance from a specific girl then call her over and she’ll be happy to provide. Not enough people tip the women on stage tho!!! Free shows are only free to YOU, those women are doing manual labor on stage for free! Unacceptable gentleman! Act like gentlemen and tip the women on stage who might have stage fright and you make it worse by just slack jaw staring!

So this was my first time at this club heard good things about it. But for my first time tonight I was disappointed. The girls were amazing but Natalie offered me a dance witch I said yes to told her I only can afford 1 dance cuz I was working with 35$ so I spent the 20$ for a nice dance and had plans for a drink but when the song was over and the 2nd song kicked in Natalie didn't stop and charged me for a 2nd dance when I only wanted one Saying I owe $5 didn't even stop to ask if I wanted a 2nd one she just kept going then escorts me to the door. Never again will I come to this club again very disappointed and worst 45$ spent. Wanna go to a nice strip club go to cheaters in cocoa beach. Cuz screw this place

Best afternoon I’ve had in years! The best looking day shift I’ve ever seen. EVER! Not just locally. Very impressed. And what was more impressive were the eyes on the cocktail waitress. Not normally something I notice with everything else to look at but they were stunning. I didn’t get her name but she said she works every Thursday & Friday so I’ll be back. Drinks were great and Food truck wasn’t too bad on the way out either. Definitely recommend

So my best friend and I took my brother here for his birthday. Our waitress Rachel was Stunning and so sweet. The dancer Maxine was so sweet. Drinks were good as well. Thank you all for a great first impression and giving my brother an amazing time!

Raina great conversation great company amazing dancer definitely recommend her! Super sweet it was my first time and I will definitely be coming back!

This is about my 5th time here over the past couple of years and it has just hit rock bottom. Not sure if there are new managers or what but the dancers are just so lackluster. Most of them are just sitting around with their boyfriends drinking and smoking. This is very much a local yocal kind of place. So it's not all that fun if you are not on a first name basis with the dancers which I am not. Stopped at the ATM before I got their but had no opportunity to spend it. On a positive note, the waitresses did a great job. Very easy to get a drink and great service. Unfortunately it's a strip club and they are not very good at it. I'll mention this was a Saturday night, not lunchtime on a Tuesday.

This gentlemans club was ok. They played a variety of music. There was a few different nationality of woman and All body sizes. I went there with my husband and felt a bit unacknowledged. We were tipping the ladies on stage so im not sure why the didnt approach us. Left with $340 after buying drinks and tipping the ladies on stage. Could be more couple frinedly. Drinks were good and 2am means 1:55am .

Went there when I woke up next day I Had All my rings all my Cards Thank you Ladies and Management,....and the Best thing if all no pic of me Yassss

Friendly staff, even better atmosphere. Vera, one of the wait staff whent above and beyond to make the night awesome. All the girls were great. Make it a stop, you will not regret it.

Very small club private room is not private at all. Dancers and waitresses were good looking waitresses were better looking tho. The biggest complaint is the attitudes the girls have I got a lap dance and tip her a 20 even tho it wasn't the best and when I handed her the money she literally ran away and never even came to sit and thank me. The girls seemed more occupied with someone who looked like he was the manager or owner. Also the beer is expensive af I've never paid 5 for a beer.i would not recommend and will not go back