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CLUB RIO: VARIETY & VORACITY
Bottom Line
There is not a lot of mystery about what's going on at Club Rio: the girls are here to make money and the guys are here to spend it. While some might find the lack of pretense unsettling, others will welcome the sexually-charged atmosphere and delight in the diversity of dancers. Unlike many other clubs that seem over-stocked in nicely-stacked and skinny, blonde 22-year olds, these young women come in a variety of colors, shapes and sizes, all of them appealing. Not exactly surprising given its proximity to 38th St. and Georgetown Rd., the epicenter of the west side partying in Indy. Equal opportunity oglers welcome.
Satisfy multiple appetites by getting the $5 rib eye dinner special or anything else off of what is a surprisingly full bar menu that delivers delicious results. Open at noon, Mondays through Saturdays; 3 p.m. on Sundays. Cover: $4 before 7 p.m.; $7 after 7 p.m., Monday - Thursday, $8 Fridays and Saturdays. $4-off lunch coupon from noon till 3pm mon-fri.
Ambience
Make no mistake, this is a strip club. And that is the best thing about Club Rio — its complete lack of pretense, which can make you feel incredibly at ease and comfortable. This club off W. 38th has undergone several transitions over the years, but its current incarnation is probably our favorite yet. It feels like a party here! The music is loud and so is the crowd, the drinks are strong. Rio has great sexual energy and friendliness. Don't miss the exceedingly private and dark Jim Beam VIP room.
Entertainment
While all the clubs we visited were brimming with lovely ladies, we couldn't help but think the girls at Rio were our favorite. From the variety of shapes, sizes, colors and personalities, to the voracity with which they set out to entertain their paying customers, these ladies are literally working it. And they work it well.
Food & Drink
We're just going to go out on a limb here and say it's going to be good. While the menu might be fairly standard bar fare, everything we tried was delicious. A veggie quesadilla was cooked perfectly crisp and featured a good variety of cheese, peppers and onions, and the appetizer sampler had us acting like mannerless vultures.The real hit, however, was the $5 ribeye Special! With that $4-off lunch coupon, $1 gets you the steak, salad, fries and texas toast — this was the best deal of the night and the best meal for the meat-eaters among us. Cocktails will run you between $5.75 to $7.75, without considering the daily drink specials.
So, go on! Buy the stripper a drink! Like we said, she probably earned that and then some. And all you did was sit there with your jaw hanging open.
