Club Spades New Orleans

Lazy women. Zero interaction. Waste of money. The confusing part was that the ladies didn’t even remove any article of clothing. Also tried to get food before leaving, they told us that they didn’t have any food in the kitchen to prepare. The 1 star reviews are all accurate. The 5 star reviews are all from employees.

Pure garbage! Couldn’t get ones, service was inhospitable. I wanted to be there for our black business but this just won’t cut it. Never again. Someone in a city hall meeting should hold them accountable. Garbage whole in the wall, coming up off of cover charges. Thank God there’s more options.

I have never in my life experienced lazy strippers like this. To sit a table it’s $300 and for a section it’s $600. Otherwise there is no seating. The strippers just sat around with each other, texted on their cellphones and drank and smoked. It took forever for them to go to the sections and never even acknowledged customers at the tables so I guess the customers are supposed to pay the strippers and do all the work too smh. This place is a hangout for lazy women who are obviously rich already because they are definitely not there to strip. Don’t waste your time in here.

Went here for the first time last night, wasn't impressed. There was a celebrity in so naturally all the women lived in his section. Don't think it was worth the $60 entry fee tho Not sure what the hype is about...Might check it out again one day

Just visited on 07/21/19. Was the first one there. Club opened at 11:45 pm. Went in saw no dancers for at least an hour. 1st dancer comes out and just sits on the stage and talks with the security guy. Cleans the stage repeatedly with alcohol for another hour. Started dancing and stopped and sat back down. Drinks was awesome. No interaction. No interest in dancing. Highly disappointed

Great atmosphere! Music amazing! They definitely commandant me and My friends. Food as good as well

Unfortunately, I am writing this review based off of their customer service alone. We traveled to New Orleans for a wedding and were making plans for the bachelor party weeks in advance. I contacted the Club, after hearing that it was a cool spot and they work on reservations only. I called and called. No answer. So, I sent a message on IG. No answer. I sent a text to the number. No reply. I called once again during what I assumed to be business hours. No answer... However, I did receive a text back that read, "Thanks for calling. Can I help you with a text instead?" I replied and you guessed it, NO RESPONSE. I then sent a message on Facebook that was also ignored. When I got in town me and a friend went by just to see what was going on. We heard music, saw cars but no-one would open the door. I mean the door was locked! We called while outside and received the same automated message and no reply when we replied back. It's obvious that they do not value their customer base, current or future. The only reason that I was so persistent was because it was for my friend. It's so sad and disheartening to receive this type of response/treatment when we are only trying to patronize their business. I guess they've made all the money and are good. *shrug*

Trash. Someone literally stole my bf wallet and phone here.

this place is horrible stayed in line for 1hr to come in and noone in the club .... note to manager when you have people from out of town you need to do better NEVER AGAIN !!

Wow. This place is amazing !!! .. if you not broke.