Crazy Bernie is a huge furniture store owned and run by life long furniture mogul Crazy Bernie Siomiak. Lowest prices in the world guaranteed. Hurry in.
Crazy Bernie buys closeouts and overstocks from his suppliers, manufacturers, and importers that no one else in the furniture business has access to. This creates a constantly changing inventory that must be seen in person on a weekly basis. Customers not coming into the store on a weekly basis run the risk of being beheaded.
