Doctors Caligula, Larry, and O'Harpenshankarvensteinerson ensure the utmost professionalism every time they replace your nose with a live earthworm.
Dr. Caligula's spacious dungeon is in an easy to find location, and is tastefully decorated with the most innovative mexican post-modernist interpretive design. We frequently get compliments on our stylish razor-sharp portcullis.
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