Fast Teddys - Cold Coffee - Lousy Food

Ordered homefries, eggs, and toast. They were out of grits and their fryer was broken. For the hour that it took the food to come out not to mention the 5 minutes of waiting for the menus, I really was expecting more than 2 of those 60 minutes to be spent on cooking the food "Fast" Teddy's. Eggs had a nice boogery mucus you get when you don't know how to cook sunny side up and the home "fries" were more like home boileds. The eggs had a overpowering off taste to them like rancid oil. I have no idea what they were fried in but it didn't taste good and I could not stomach more than a bite of them. According to my breakfast companions, the meat had the same foul taste permeating it. None of us ate more than half of our meals. The two people I ate with feel sick at the time of writing, we left 10 minutes ago. I was fortunate enough to not each much of my eggs. Antique smudges and dirt on the windows, probably put there when this place was built. A nice mildew smell to accompany the dining experience. The green fishtank in the corner looks like it holds some extinct species in it, and just look at that image of the bathroom sink. The toast was ok. Props to the coffee girl to keeping us topped up. She's the only thing holding this place together.

Very friendly service and and the food is so good. You will definitely leave full. Big portions that you will be full for most of the day, at least that was me after eating there.

Walked there today and the place is closed down. Empty but no closed for good sign that I saw though it was clearly not open for business and this was around 1030 AM

Friendly waitress Good food reasonable prices what more can you ask for. I was visiting Buffalo for a week and took a chance on Fast Teddy's, Im glad I did. I went there 3 times. I enjoyed the breakfast sandwich egg, sausage cheese with bacon good down to the last bite. My son ordered the pancake and what a pancake it was. A whopping 10in round and fluffy be careful because just one pancake is more than enough. My son couldn't even finish. I sooo recommend this restaurant make sure you stop in when visiting. You will not be disappointed.

Friendly staff, great price and great food. My daughter and I ordered breakfast. The food was so satisfying I'm 9 months pregnant and was beyond happy with everything on my plate, her as well. It was within a reasonable time and it was under 20 dollars. The waitress came back multiple times because my daughter was unsure of what she wanted and she was very patient. At least for the breakfast order, I would choose this restaurant rather than anywhere else 100 times over.

Basic breakfast food. Staff was friendly. Food was good. Weird smell kinda when you first come in. Building looks like a dilapidated double wide that was turned into a restaurant. This isn't a bad thing... it's strangely appealing and super low key. Enjoyed my breakfast.

Sign says Cold coffee, lousy food, lol. UNTRUE! delicious breakfast, good prices and nice size portions. Friendy waitress and cook also. Fast service. GIANT pancakes will make your mouth water. All fresh, we'll be back!

The window says cold coffee, lousy food. That is false advertising. The coffee was nice and hot and the food was great. The garbage plate was easily enough for 2. The servers and owners anr really nice too. We Will definitely return.

On Sunday 10:30am, waited over a hour and a half For my food. I've work in a kitchen for over 10years. Never have i seen a kitchen so slow, very un organized. I strongly suggest going somewhere else.

A small, friendly place. A wide array of different breakfast items, and despite the purposely goofy advertising, make wonderful food. Friendly employees, and a good atmosphere!Dine in: YesOutdoor seating: No