A new way for you to cook!
Tribes of Northwest witch doctors have finally shared their centuries old secret of producing what many consider to be the finest snack food ever conceived.
Negotiations were tough, but after offering the tribesman part ownership In a Northwest micro brewery and a lifetime supply of sacrificial chickens, the deal was sealed.
Now because of our diligent efforts you too can enjoy the finest Smoked Pistachios on the planet.
Voodoo Nuts
Ghost Garlic
Caribbean Hottie