ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE! Cool Hand Hayes presents an all-encompassing experience of death-defying miracles and decidedly delicious debauchery!
THE SHADOW PEOPLE ARE (AMONGST OTHER THINGS)
Cool Hand Hayes - The Pied Piper of Personality, Sworde Swallower, Huncht-Over Comedian/All-Around-Stant-Up-Guy, Human Blockhead, Songstrel, Mista Lifta, Yodelin Maniac, Big Boppin Gyp-Hopper, and General Jack-Off-All-Trades.
Bascom Shadows - The Wizard of Whimsy, Suspender of Duh Believable, Mr. Rection, our favorite Trickster, Hypnotist, and Spirit Caller.
We also provide many various forms of readings. Beer foam, bellybuttons, tarot, runes, bones, tea, fur, childerns books, basically anything you need.
