The best college ever.
At Stoopid Betch University, we strive to provide a stellar educational experience for everyone. SBU boasts the best teachers, sports teams, and food around. We accept all races and genders, no matter what their intelligence level may be. Our dorm rooms are basically mini mansions, with abundant hiding places for your snacks. Our mascot is an obese African cat. It symbolizes that anyone can be accepted. Scholarships are readily available to all those who can read. Be sure to get your application in as soon as possible as there is a record-high demand for enrollment this coming year.
If you can read, you WILL succeed!
The nation's greatest minds.
