The Drunken Chefs

About

Drunken Chefs reveal balls to the public...
...the crowd goes nuts!

Mission

Make people happy by providing a unique line of world class desserts, while helping folks along the way...

Products

The Drunken Chefs are preparing to roll out their alcohol-soaked balls to the general public shortly...please no smoking :)

Just some of our delicious flavors:
* Walnut Bourbon Balls - Chocolate Cookies with Walnuts and Bourbon (with a Black Raspberry and Raspberry Liquor Sauce)
These Bourbon Balls can't be brought on an airplane, because they are the bomb! The finest 90 proof Kentucky bourbon, grade A walnuts and chocolate cookies combine to create a unique taste experience that you won't soon be forgetting (unless you black out). Our black raspberry and raspberry liquor sauce combine to take your taste experience to new heights! Go easy on the sauce!

* Buttery Nipple Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Butterscotch and Irish Cream Liquors with Toffee Bits, Toffee Morsels, and Candied Peanuts!
This off-the-chain mixed-drink treat is made with Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps (the real deal. Do you know the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are three ninety-nine, Deer Nuts are Under a Buck (Sorry)

* Cinnamon Apple Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Cinnamon Schnapps Dried Apples and Walnuts (with a Caramel and Irish Cream Liquor Sauce)
Cinnamon schnapps, dried apples, walnuts, and vanilla cookies do a tag team on your taste buds. Rolled in cinnamon and powdered sugar there is no tapping out from complete satisfaction. And just to make sure your taste buds are down for the count, there's a kick from a caramel and Irish cream liquor sauce...(it hardly seems fair)!

* Mac Daddy Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Macadamia Nut Liquor, Macadamia Nuts, and White Chocolate (with a Hazelnut Chocolate and Hazelnut Liquor Sauce)
Macadamia nut liquor, macadamia nuts, white chocolate, and vanilla cookies will drive you nuts (and for some of us it is a shorter drive than others). You might want to try this with our hazelnut-chocolate and hazelnut liquor sauce for divine intervention (it was invented by monks).

* PB & J Balls - Peanut Butter Cookies, Peanut Butter Morsels and Rum (with a Grape Jelly and Rum Sauce)
This is not your mother's peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Peanut cookies, peanut butter, peanut butter morsels and 100 proof rum meet and mingle with our Grape Jelly and rum sauce (lunch box melt down...). Recess was never this fun!

* Coconut Rum Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Coconut Rum, Sweet Shaved Coconut, Honey Cashews, and White Chocolate (with a Guava and Moon Shine Sauce)
One bite and you will be hearing steel drums. This is a one way ticket on the Kokomo Express directly to Blissville. The guava and moonshine sauce is like driving in Miami rush hour traffic (you won't know what hit you)...but unlike rush hour you will wish it lasted longer and we guarantee that you arrive at your destination with a big grin on your face!

* Amaretto and Almond Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Amaretto Liquor, and Almonds (with a Hazelnut Chocolate and Hazelnut Liquor Sauce)
A perfect after dinner treat for the ladies (if the guys don't eat them all first). The best Amaretto liquor combined with the finest almonds and Vanilla Cookies to produce an amaretto lover's dream.
"Don Corleone, it is I, Tony, and on this the day of your daughter's wedding, I ask you to grant me this one favor. Can I have the last Drunken Chefs Amaretto and Almond Ball?" Tony "The Wrench" was never heard from again...

* Rock Slide Balls - Chocolate Cookies, Almonds, Chocolate, Marshmallows, Coffee Liquor, and Irish Cream Liquor (with a Chocolate and Coffee Liquor Sauce)
This one is also know as "Love Child". It is what happens when a mud slide (the drink consisting of Coffee and Irish Cream Liquors) and Rocky Road Ice Cream get it on! This is one child you won't mind taking care of!

* Gorilla Balls - Vanilla Cookies, Cashews, Sweet Banana Chips, Chocolate, and Banana Liquor (with a Chocolate and Coffee Liquor Sauce)
This one is not monkeying around (well, perhaps a little...). We would like to remind you to please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times!

* Pineapple Macadamia Nut Rum - Vanilla Cookie, Dried Pineapple, Macadamia Nuts, Rum (with a Lemmon Curd and Orange Liquor Sauce)
Be prepared for mutiny! Once your crew tastes this rum soaked gem, you will have to use the whip to get them back to their deck chores. Sweet dried pineapple, 100 proof spiced rum, macadamia nuts, and vanilla Cookies combine for a sweet knockout punch. Drizzle the delightful lemon curd and orange liquor sauce over the top to ensure compliance from even the most unruly crew!

* Moon Rocks - Peppermint and Dark Chocolate
(This is the adult version of a peppermint patty). This ball is no joke! Prepare yourself for the cold blast of 100 proof peppermint schnapps offset by the wonderfulness of high cocoa content dark chocolate. We also like to call them moon rocks because the dark chocolate and powdered sugar combine to give the optical characteristics of an other worldly specimen, and make no mistake about about it they are out of this world!