The Magic Lantern

Went here yesterday night, and wash greeted nicely and respectful. The doorman was cool. The nice bartender was dress lovely and she was nice and respectful and she made my favorite blue Long Island. I definitely going back today. If not definitely Tuesday

We were in two clubs in Springfield, MA & Mynx Cabaret, Hartford, CT. Please reviews it. After that We travel to @Magic Lantern, Palmer, MA. Girls are very careable with customers. Which I like it girls. Private lap dance is very cheaper than other clubs. So, being honest overall, had great time there & I’ll be back again. I would recommended for other people 100% to enjoying place.

Horrible place. Dancers sitting around asking customers to buy them drinks. Some of the dancers are really nasty looking, who are looking for their next fix. The drinks are horrible, as is the food. Stay away unless you are looking to toss your money down the drain. The DJs are horrible, and the " Adult XXX Stars" are not the best of the industry.

The inside of the club is really nice, the food is great and the staff is friendly, the dancers have definitely improved also looking much better!

Quality of dances 11/20 – The dances here are supposed to be 1-way contact, but the girls aren't too strict about that as long as you aren't obvious about it. Management has a great view of what's going on in the dance room though, so being nervous about touching kind of kills it. Either way, the girls are naked and aren't shy about grinding and rubbing their heads in your crotch. Also, even though I've never gotten any offers, extras are likely available as Magic Lantern girls have been busted for prostitution in the past. Quality of dancers 3.5/10 – I lowered my expectations when I saw the outside of this place, and the girls here still were a disappointment. They weren't ugly, but there's no reason to pay to see most of them naked. Number of dancers 2/10 – More dancers work later in the day, but in the afternoon, there are usually about 2 girls in the place and none on the stage. Variety/Diversity of dancers 2/5 – There's some variety in body type, but the majority of girls here are white. Attitude of Dancers 6.5/10 – Everyone here is really friendly and, even after talking to a girl for a little while, the conversation doesn't turn to their problems. Also, the one dancer was willing to give me a song and a half for the price of one without me asking just because it was a slow day. Value 6.5/10 – There's no cover charge in the afternoon and the cover in the evenings is only a few bucks. You can get Budweiser 16 oz drafts for $3.50, and reasonably good dances are $20. The value would have been even higher if they kept the stage occupied. Dance Setup 1/10 – The main dance room is right between the entrance, the bar, and the stage, and it's made of slightly tinted glass, so anyone can see what you're up to. There are no dividers for privacy, so you'll be right beside someone else if two people get dances at the same time. The VIP dances are more private and they're 3 for $100, but that isn't worth doing unless you get some guarantees about what's going to happen back there. Club Setup 2/10 – There's a large trench-style stage with chairs surrounding it, but there isn't really anywhere else to sit other than the bar. Though sitting at the bar isn't a bad thing, since the bartendress is by far the hottest girl in the place. Club Atmosphere 5.5/10 – This place is your standard solid dive bar, but there just happen to be some topless women walking around. If I lived near here, I'd probably stop by fairly often to grab a beer, but sadly there isn't enough talent to keep my interest for too long. Also, there's some strange music selections, and I'm pretty sure that it's the only place that I'll ever get a dance to the Jack Johnson song from Curious George. Club Accessibility 1/5 – If you think this club is in the middle of nowhere, you should see the Deliveranceish place that you'll end up if you believe the address that's listed on their website. They're actually located at 399 Wilbraham Rd Rt. 20 in Palmer, which still isn't really close to anything worthwhile. Overall - The Magic Lantern is a very average club, but everything's cheap enough that it might be worth stopping by to see who's working if you're in the area. I'd never drive far to get here though.

One of the best “Gentleman Club” in the New England Region “Magic Lantern” Palmer, MA. Small club with beautiful atmosphere, very beautiful girls & friendly staffs.I would recommended/love this place 100% for casual & group friends entertainment than any other clubs in the New England Region.

Great food but the kitchen is changing again so maybe some consistency will happen but overall great experience deff will go again

Only option in Palmer, not the best, not the worst, pretty much your best option if you do not want to go to Springfield, MA

You have a good phone very good phone I love I like it very much you can do just about anything except a you know uh go to bathroom for you but the thank you for producing mystic phone ugh and that's about all I have to say you know I am getting trying to get used to it because I am I'm just used to push buttons lanes does sliding what does I just wanted to say you have a good phone thank you

Nice place to relax and have a drink and enjoy a show