"To all my friends"
- Mickey Rourke, Barfly 1987
“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
- Martin Mull
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
- Dean Martin
“To alcohol…the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”
- Homer Simpson
“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Draft beer, not people!”
- Sixties peace slogan
“I drink therefore I am.”
- W.C. Fields
