A humorous look at historical teachings, beliefs, and doctrines published by the Watch Tower since 1879 A.D. and more... A "mad" magazine for all things to do with the tower. Believe NOTHING and you will keep your sanity!!!
REGULAR ARTICLES INCLUDE:
"My Book of Watch Tower Stories"
- "Once upon a time..." (based on Judges 9:8)
"Did they really teach or say that?"
"The Greatest Man Who Ever Li_ed"
- Rutherford: "Millions Now Living Will Never Die"...oops, we're all dead!
"The Light Gets Brighter..."
- Disclaimer: all articles subject to future adjustment. (Proverbs 4:18)
"Questions Old People Ask...Answers That Work"
- The follow up to series "Questions Young People Ask..." as all these young people have now grown old and replaced the generation that saw these things.
"A Balanced View of...A Balanced View"
"Watching the World Watching the Tower"
"1914: The Sign of the Gentile Times"
- An historical look at articles published from October 2, 1914 onwards by the New York Times newspaper, Time magazine, and other timely news sources from the Gentile nations.
"Meat At The Proper Time"
- Recipes and hints for the best BBQ cooking.
"Watchtower Tales From The Crypt"
"Questions from Readers"
- This is where we read our own articles and then write questions to ourselves, which we answer for the readers, who read our articles, who are ourselves.
FORTHCOMING FEATURE ARTICLES INCLUDE:
Does the Bible condemn Subway footlong ham sandwiches?
Should a Christian own a refrigerator?
Is Armageddon really around the corner and do you have the address?
Can I take my monkey out in the preaching work?
Coke or Pepsi, should a Christian be forced to choose?
Does the command to preach also apply to Atheists?
The Hidden Danger of Hidden Dangers
Disfellowshipping! Not for everyone, Perfect for you.
Living with Dyslexia. Is there really a Dog who cares?
Coping with a prostate problems
"Life Story" - Looking Back on Seventy Years of Window Washing as told by John Alden
Me, Myself, I. The Mystery of the Trinity finally Explained!
Origen on the Pagan Origin of Pagan Origins
Health and Medicine: The advantages of having three arms
Telephone, television, tell a witness. Is the Social Network suitable for Christians?"
"Questions Old People Ask...Answers That Work"
- Why don't my grandchildren understand me?
- How can I get my kids to move out of home?
- What about sex after retirement?
- How can I get the nursing staff to give me more freedom?
- Why are my retirement village neighbors so hard to get along with?
- How do I say no to cod liver oil?
- Are all these drugs really necessary?
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"Views From The Tower" is for the enlightenment of all other members of your entire family. It seldom reports the news, it tells on people in many lands to their local elders, it examines one's religion and it's practices and medical quackery. But it does more, much more. It probes beneath the surface and points to alternative meanings behind certain events, yet it always stays politically neutral and does not exalt one Atheist above another. It also shows how to cope with yesterday's, today's, and tomorrow's prophetic problems. Most importantly, "Views From The Tower" builds confidence that laughter really is the best medicine.
Publication of "Views From The Tower" is part of a worldwide educational work supported by voluntary donations from it's editor, publisher, and janitor.
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Publications Available:
"How the Grinch Stole Christians! and other stories" by Judge Rutherford
Publications Available Soon:
"Rutherford Hears A Who!" the posthumous autobiography of Judge Rutherford (Part 1)
"Rutherford Hatches The Egg" the posthumous autobiography of Judge Rutherford (Part 2)
Publications Available Again:
"Idiots Guide to Window Washing for Elders", by Brother John Alden. Published by New World Window Washing Committee. 1 million copies in print.
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