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I don’t really remember what I drank there or if the selections were any good but I loved it for all it’s weirdness.

My 2019...A wonderful night in NYC.

Awesome trash/dive/punk bar with great drink specials. $5 PBR and Shot special.

Tacky and campy, with bad vintage Christmas decor up in December. Take a snapshot and this place looks just like like a suburban, 70s basement or trailer park living room. The faint smell of soap belays how this is place is actually clean and thought out, despite its punk attitude. What a gem!

It’s a dive bar. If you like dive bars you probably are in to this. I thought I liked dive bars. I think I have other ones I like more. Honestly. This is a thing that’s really subjective. Someone probably loves it here. I think everyone just has like dive bar one true loves. For me this isn’t it. But you should try it for yourself.

Greatest bar of them all. Awesome music. Awesome ambience. Bartenders are friendly.

Classic dive bar with a dicey atmosphere. Busy Friday/Saturday

The bartender was incredibly rude to us, next level rude, but I suppose we all have bad days/nights. Yes, we still tipped well. Will not return even for the cheap drinks and suburban basement vibes. If you just want to get wrecked with a small paycheck, go here. Also do yourself and your pants a favor; don't sit on the couch.

Cheap drinks, feels like someone's basement. Divey dive bar

Diveyist dive bar I've been to in NY. Awesome for the occasion.