Oakland County Jail

east annex , buzzlight year... tooo infinity and beyond😂😂😂.
1 8 years ago (26-04-2018)

Love this facility I like the food especially the prime rib and the officers are so polite, they gave me a hand knitted wool blanket and a nice cold bunk bed to sleep in with a not so nice room mate! My husband loves the hash browns they serve EVERY morning but I'm struck over the bag lunches they hand out for FREE! VISIT THIS PLACE NEVER!!
5 9 years ago (25-09-2017)

So, I'm doing 30 days in the hole. Sacked out by myself in a little two man pod one night, when a new guy comes in. A brother. We talk. He starts telling me about how he wishes he was in Wayne County Jail. I asked, "Wayne County Jail? You crazy, man?" He tells me, "No. Wayne County is way better than this place." Wayne County. That means Detroit. Better than the O C J. Another time, we're all sitting around the common room, watching TV. NASCAR is coming on so I change the channel. I'm watching. It's cool. All of a sudden some dep walks up. Some fat dep in brown polyester Hagar slacks. He looks at the TV. He says, "I ain't watching no NASCAR." Fat Punk changes the channel. I'm just sitting there thinking: You ain't watching no NASCAR? Aren't you paid to watch us? And the teevees, they're here for inmates to watch. Dr. Evil's spy in the Ministry of Defense . . .
1 9 years ago (05-11-2017)

After staying at this terrific establishment for 8 months I've grown a liking for the bologna stew that is served at the end of each month. I tried making my own batch at home but it had nothing on the recipe Aramark has set in place. I was not satisfied with room service, I don't think I saw them once as a matter of fact. Less noodle burger, more chicken pad!
1 9 years ago (24-03-2017)

You call Bail Bonds has no complaints about oakland.. in fact oakland county is our fastest jail we service. with a long standing relationship with jail and the deps, we get the job done.. Dont use anyone else. You Call You walk. everytime..
5 9 years ago (11-05-2017)