Pumps Bar

5/5 for hotness of the girls. 0/5 for the customer experience. I cannot believe this place is allowed to stay open. You need to tip like once every two minutes otherwise the strippers yell at you and become super aggro. This business model promotes a very entitled and disrespectful attitude amongst the strippers… fellas save your money

This place has it all: water bottles, an ATM, and dour bouncers that could protect the queen if she had not recently died. The bar: ask for the secret menu!!! Also the girls will tell you their real names if you ask to the tune of a Queen song; it's policy. Ask everyone to explain their tattoos. Bonne danse!!

Going to pumps was a therapeutic experience for me. I loved sitting at the bar and tipping the dancers as they come around. It’s a consistent flow of beautiful smiles, funny jokes, and incredible bodies. It feels good to sit back and be flirted with and I’m not sure anywhere else I can go and have that happen quite the same as pumps. This was my first time there so I was getting a feel for it by pulling out a stack of singles and tipping at the stage, but I want more. Now I budget for pumps! I want lap dances! It was a fun game to think who I would get a dance from? Hard to choose, everyone is so hot I plan on getting a few.. I can’t wait to go back and actually spend time with a girl. I feel I can be myself there without judgment and I know that comes as a trade. PUMPS I WILL BE BACK $$$$

It's a not of a bad club as I see the other reviews. The club is in a industrial warehouse-ish area so it's unique from the typical strip clubs that are on a side street a few feet away from the usually high populated areas. The cover is free. The only thing you have to go through is the typical security ID verification to make sure that you are legally allowed to go to the club, they use a machine to verify the id is not fake. There is no coat check. The security pat you down to make sure you have no weapons. There is a mandatory drink buy, just ask the bartender the cheapest drink there and they will take any type of payment such as cash and credit/debit cardwith the fees. If you don't want to drink, just ask the bartender to give it to one of the dancers just make sure that you buy the drink. The dancers are beautiful. Just like any other strip club in the city, you will have your variables of the strippers. The dances are $20 for a 4 minute dancethey have a big sign telling you that next to the semi private room. The club makes you pay for the dance before you get the dancecash or credit card. They have a change machine so you can take those $20s and turn it to 1bartender does it. It's a narrow club. It depends on how you make it the time you go to the club. It's all about having a great time. Thanks.

This place is ok, but I probably won't be back. All the girls hustle you to buy them $20 "Champagne" which is actually a half of a $4 bottle of wine cooler. It's super obnoxious. I'm already spending money at the bar and tipping all the girls. The bartenders don't even pretend to hide this. One girl even ordered one of these to my tab without my consent. I got her first one, and then she ordered a 2nd without my consent. Then after I already paid her for a dance she tells me it's a $20 MANDATORY tip for her. Another dancer was straight up rude & nasty to me during her champagne hustle. I spent a decent amount of money the two times I've been here. Based on the way I was treated here by the girls, I don't think I'll be back. I'd rather spend my money on a club that doesn't make me feel like a rube being scammed at a carnival.

I went to this “strip club” and I have to say from experience this club is a 1 star if not 0 at best. I came here after work just to enjoy myself and I was disappointed, the prices are overpriced and the girls barely know how to dance. I had this one girl who almost crushed me to death while doing the lap dance

Went durning the day with a buddy and we had a great time. it wasn’t too busy so space to move, can imagine it get crowded later in the evening. The girls dancing were attractive but not what you would expect from a top end strip club which was fine. Free entry into the club, three poles behind the bar area, girls rotate and ask you to tip after every dance. Private dances are not topless but wasn’t an issue with me. Be prepared to tip all the girls and bar staff. Spent time with Amy and she was great company, she reminded me of the dark haired girl from the Marilyn Manson’s video, Tainted Love! She was a great dancer. There was a good mix of girls from Latino through to Afro American. Be prepared to burn through the cash on tips and you will have a good time

Fabulous ,talented , athletic women@! They swing on poles, WOW. And no cover. HAHA. Get there.

Do not waste your money!! Firstly, Not a strip club. Private dances are all fully clothed, so know what to expect. The dancers stare at themselves in the mirrors with their backs to you.i have visited from out of state twice, horrible experience both times. The dancers are pushy, ungrateful and deceitful. I have money and generally tip well wherever I go. But these woman are disgusting people. Bar tenders are very rude and deceitful as well. I spoke with a manager and he made things right with me this evening, but I will never go back. Plenty of better spots guys if you are decent and not a total creep!!

Great staff very sociable and friendly I bought one of their shirts for a friend and she loved it! Highly recommend visiting this fine establishment.