Rivermill at Dover Landing

How do I begin? My lovely labor day weekend (which was spent in the Billy Baldwin lux suite at the Motel 6) came to a conclusion at the Lake George Pancake House. First off, why do Bears get seated before a group of extreme titans of industry come to dine? I don't see these bears contributing to society in any meaningful way other than angering myself, my 6 business associates, and the ambassador of a country that has yet to declare its independence, but I digress. I will sum up the epic experience with 5 key points. Decor: Never have I realized how useless windows and lighting are until I stepped foot into this messhall. Seriously pancake house, evolve...you have met your match. Pricing: I was not made aware that I had to take out a home equity line of credit to purchase my omelette and then maintain a 45% return on my investments in order to add a coffee with that. How these meat muppet diners with fat rolls for days afford this slaughterhouse of value is beyond me. Service: As a summa cum laude graduate of the french institute's waitstaff program for highly skilled servers, I nearly threw up on my mexican butler when I witnessed the "waitstaff" at this cesspool. Let me just offer 1 piece of advice: Rosetta Stone bootlegged DVDs from the trunk of my buddy Gary's 1998 suburu impreza. Clientelle: I had no idea that the monster truck rally convention rejects were siphoned here after being escorted out of the methodone clinic. To my left, 1 metric ton that was transported to this diner in a horse trailer. To my right, a scene straight out of good will hunting. Oops, did I say good will hunting? I meant joe dirt - mullets aren't a good look after labor day, bro. Grow up. Food/sustenance: How does a pancake house - let me repeat that PANCAKE house, make quite possibly the worlds worst pancakes. My business associate is a 4 time world championship of pancakes judge and he literally cut his toungue off (they actually charged him for the tounge removal) with a butter knife to not have to endure these pancakes again. Also, how does one add a fresh fruit, such as blueberries and have the pancake go immediatley stale. Impressive. Speaking of fresh fruit the "fruit cup" (a reasonably priced $36.45) was transported by a sherpa led mule team originating 6 months ago in the valleys of fruit laden st. Petersburg. Needless to say when fruit is transported in the butthole of a sweaty mule for 6 months this leaves some taste to be desired. Pancake house, get ready to get ready. In conclusion, I will not be recommending this establishment to billy baldwin nor will I be extending a volleyball scholarship to any of your children. Good day
3 9 years ago (11-03-2018)

The owner Kevin will do anything necessary to make sure your event is exactly what you want. He is so wonderufl and makes sure that anything necessary is provided. The space and location are stunning. I couldn't have asked for better.
5 9 years ago (30-06-2017)

The owners are great, the venue is beautiful, the prices are reasonable, and the food is amazing. Love this place!
5 9 years ago (25-09-2017)

A 19th century former mill being used as commercial space.
3 9 years ago (17-02-2018)

VERY nice atmosphere and views.
5 10 years ago (22-02-2017)