Sparky's Pizza

Absolute BEST pizza in ALL of Portland, hands down. If someone says it's not, they don't know REAL pizza. This is it. I've tried all the other hipster places in town, all the Neapolitan joints that THINK they're the best with their 'elevated' pizza. Nope. This is REAL DEAL east coast pie in the PNW. Perfect crust. Perfect flavor. Perfect pizza.

Not really much to say they get it done they get your food they get you out go home and eat or eat outside in a benches nice peaceful hard-working peopleFood: 5/5

Have ordered Sparky’s for lunch several times for a large group at my place of work. Orders have been correct and on time, slices are big with a delicious crust, and everybody always loves the garlic breadsticks dipped in ranch, sooo good! My favorite is the Greek and the BBQ chicken!

This pizza is so delicious. The crust is what makes it stand out. They have these bread sticks that are buttery delicious. The tables were all dirty and needed cleaning is why I didn't give it 5 stars. They weren't busy enough to skip wiping. I would order from here again and do recommend it. It is great for a a fast bite at a great place.

Nice, well-formed pizza at a good price. We played a game of Uno with the cards in the facility. We didn't even finish our first game before the pizza got out of the oven all majestically.

For what it is this place gets 5 stars. There is no dine in but there are seats outside. Pizza was tasty and they had a limited list of beers but what they had was good. Know this is a dive pizza joint.

Employees were rude the moment we walked in, rushed us out the door while picking up our to go order. I ordered a side of ranch and they gave us a small cup that is half filled. Then immediately while I was paying and continued as we were leaving, they were mocking me over the fact that I gave them a 3$ tip... they were lucky to get any with how rude they were the moment we walked in and continued to be so throughout the entire interaction.. I honestly debating giving them one because of that even more so because it's not even a sit down establishment.. But I understand working in the heat, and fast food. Employees were not only completely disrespectful from the get go but think they should be majorily reward through my COURTISY for their disrespect and unprofessionalism.

Google says there's dine in available, the definition of dine in is apparently picnic benches in the parking lot and not so much as a paper plate to eat off of. The crust was ok, but honestly pic-a-dilly out of your local mini mart is better pizza for a lot less money. I would never go back.

"One bite, everyone knows the rules" This picture has bad lighting, but it was really good! The slice has a decent crust, pretty thin but not too crispy, minor flop. Cheese is real good. 7.8 out of 10.

The absolute sweetest people work here, Great pizza too, what more could you want?