USP Florence

No finer place to stay in Colorado. My suite was tastefully designed in a post-modern brutalist motif, and was rather cozy. The staff was rather eccentric, yelling at patrons and beating them half to death, which was quite humorous and whimsical. The grounds were exquisitely landscaped, refreshingly minimalist. The dining was sublime, and room service was the norm (thank heavens, I wouldn't want to go out of my room wearing the same orange suit as the day before; that would be quite the faux pas). Whether you're a seasoned world traveler, a newly-wed couple on their honeymoon, or a family on your summer vacation, look no further than ADX Florence for the perfect getaway. You'll love it so much, you might stay there for the rest of your life!
5 7 years ago (14-04-2018)

Twas this or the Hotel California, but their case was quite compelling. I can't say the other guests were exactly friendly, but the staff availed their undivided attention. A once in a lifetime experience.
5 7 years ago (09-01-2018)

If you like concrete, your own company and plastic cheese, then this is the place for you. I found the windows to be a little on the small side, and the leg irons left a mark on my jeans. The man in the room next door kept shouting "I'm the Unabomber M*ther Fu*ker" and then headbutted the wall. The guy on the other side was also OK, and had a British accent, which was nice and reminded me of home, he seemed nice enough, but the staff wouldn't return his shoes for some reason. All in all, it was well worth the trip and if the FBI allow it, I would like to go back.
5 7 years ago (20-02-2018)

Look at the prison yard that looks like a baseball field and zoom in. You can see the shadows of prisoners. You can also see the shadow of someone's wild hair. I think it's Ted Kaczynski. Not joking.
2 7 years ago (19-01-2018)

The people here are so friendly the food is amazing and the living conditions are impeccable I would recommend this place to all my friends
5 7 years ago (22-12-2017)