Reviews
Saw a few pieces I liked but I am kind of putting the cart before the horse. Looking at furniture for a new house I haven't even found yet. Oh well, just window shopping and doing trial sitting.😁
5
7 years ago (25-05-2018)
This place has left me scarred for my entire life. I advise you to stay away from this store entirely.
When I walked into the store with 3 of my kids, it was normal. I was looking for a leopard print couch for my 14 children to fit on. They are very greedy and need the finest material. The cheapest leopard print couch I could find was $18,000! That is ridiculous! I found a worker and demanded to speak to the manager immediately. The manager told me that they could not sell it for any less, as it was the finest leopard print couch in the world.
"We specially imported this leopard print couch from Bangladesh, pay up or get out of my store, thot." he then T-posed on me.
My instincts took over and I took my trusty metal spoon out of my pocket and jammed it in his ear.
"Penis!" he screamed as a metal door in the back of his office slowly opened.
I ran as fast as I could, but it seemed like there was no escape. I leaped on a bunk bed and hid from the wolf, which was now chasing me. This is a safety hazard!
"Woof!"
The wolf jumped up on the bed and bit seventeen of my toes off, since I never wear clothes or shoes. I grabbed my spare spoon and shoved it down the wolf's throat.
I grabbed the wolf's head and slammed it repeatedly into a cash register. My kids watched in horror as I beat the wolf to death.
The manager stepped out from the back and howled as loud as he could. Three more wolves dropped down from the ceiling and shrieked. They took off after my kids, and tore them to shreds very fast. They were busy eating my kids remains, so I took off out of the store.
As I looked back, I saw all 3 wolves t-posing, and I started crying. The wolves sang despacito to calm me down, but their sexy hispanic accents did not do the trick. I cried for twenty six days.
But then, I realized I forgot something. My trusty metal spoon. I grabbed a nearby raccoon and shoved it all the way down my throat. It crawled back up with an iron spoon in it's hands and then I beat it to death. My trusty metal spoons will be forever lost in Wolf Furniture, and I will never be returning to this store ever again. I will only come back if I can eat the wolves.
1
7 years ago (03-06-2018)
Just a giant open warehouse with furniture lined up on the floor. No room layouts or "decorated spaces". Nothing new all old styles in a shabby space. A few decent pieces but not much. We walked around for a good half hour no one asked if we needed help or even said hi.
2
7 years ago (11-02-2018)
Pretty quality mattress store. We were not in there for long, but for what I can tell, it was decent. It had a large variety of couches and beds. Overall 4/5
4
7 years ago (21-04-2018)
Like it here. Can get good deals. Sometimes has defects or damage. Priced accordingly.
5
7 years ago (10-04-2018)