Seattle Skin & Laser

Hello. Today is a day of grieving for me and my six day old brother. I had taken the child there for a nice session with Dr. Spoonmoore. My six day bro had asked me to get him laser hair removal on the tops of his wretched head because of a horrible catastrophe that happened at Great Clips (See my other reviews for full details: they gave him a Gollum-inspired mullet and called him handsome. Talk about a flirt!). Anyhow, Dr Smoothmoore went bonkers and began to dance like a chimp. She finally got to the job and lasered my brothers bowling ball of a head. When I looked at the end product. I noticed a monstrosity: she had only shaved a perfect circle right in the middle of six old bros bowling bowl head. She had even drawn an odd shape that looked like a healthy, nice consistent lump of poop on his head. But wait there's more! When my six day old brother began to waddle away, the lump dropped o his bald circle and PLOPPED on the floor! It wasn't just a drawing after all. Do not go here or Dr. Spoonmoore will shave a perfectly-geometric circle on your (or bro's) head, squat, and lay a lump!
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